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	<title>Comments on: Don&#8217;t mess with Mommy&#8217;s laptop.</title>
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	<description>A Texas single mom stuck in a land far from what she calls home</description>
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		<title>By: Robin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:48:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah memories!  &quot;My&quot; girls (didn&#039;t give birth, my best friend did but I claim them and lived with her and helped raise them through this period, we were two single freaking Mom&#039;s!)

You&#039;re amazing...such a a great Mom, and don&#039;t freak out over freaking out!  Over an expensive laptop!

My youngest, &quot;Mugs&quot; was nocturnal.  I had her by myself (best friend in night class) during potty training. I was studying for finals and every 15 minutes she had to tee tee.  She so did NOT have to tee tee, she didn&#039;t want to be in bed.  But during potty training, whadda ya say?  &quot;NO! piss the bed?&quot;  So I&#039;d put her on the potty where she&#039;d happily play for 10 minutes, then stick her back in bed where she would wail that she had to tee tee before falling silent.  About 11:23, she had to tee tee...I put her on the potty, 10 minutes later I went to get her off and as I pulled up her pull-ups she screamed, &quot;I&#039;VE GOTTA TEE TEE!!!&quot; and I spanked her bottom over the pullups.  Just twice.

Both of us were on the bathroom floor crying when Momma got home.  Mugs? Because she never dreamed I&#039;d spank her bottom.  Me?  Because I dreamed I&#039;d never spank her bottom, in anger. I so didn&#039;t hurt her and spanking is reasonable at times.  But I was tired and frustrated and spanked her out of anger...she didn&#039;t even feel it but I couldn&#039;t believe I did it!  I don&#039;t know which one of us was more upset!

So there....you don&#039;t win evil parent!  You&#039;re square in the running for single parent of the year!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah memories!  &#8220;My&#8221; girls (didn&#8217;t give birth, my best friend did but I claim them and lived with her and helped raise them through this period, we were two single freaking Mom&#8217;s!)</p>
<p>You&#8217;re amazing&#8230;such a a great Mom, and don&#8217;t freak out over freaking out!  Over an expensive laptop!</p>
<p>My youngest, &#8220;Mugs&#8221; was nocturnal.  I had her by myself (best friend in night class) during potty training. I was studying for finals and every 15 minutes she had to tee tee.  She so did NOT have to tee tee, she didn&#8217;t want to be in bed.  But during potty training, whadda ya say?  &#8220;NO! piss the bed?&#8221;  So I&#8217;d put her on the potty where she&#8217;d happily play for 10 minutes, then stick her back in bed where she would wail that she had to tee tee before falling silent.  About 11:23, she had to tee tee&#8230;I put her on the potty, 10 minutes later I went to get her off and as I pulled up her pull-ups she screamed, &#8220;I&#8217;VE GOTTA TEE TEE!!!&#8221; and I spanked her bottom over the pullups.  Just twice.</p>
<p>Both of us were on the bathroom floor crying when Momma got home.  Mugs? Because she never dreamed I&#8217;d spank her bottom.  Me?  Because I dreamed I&#8217;d never spank her bottom, in anger. I so didn&#8217;t hurt her and spanking is reasonable at times.  But I was tired and frustrated and spanked her out of anger&#8230;she didn&#8217;t even feel it but I couldn&#8217;t believe I did it!  I don&#8217;t know which one of us was more upset!</p>
<p>So there&#8230;.you don&#8217;t win evil parent!  You&#8217;re square in the running for single parent of the year!</p>
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		<title>By: Tricia</title>
		<link>http://txmomsingleinmi.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/dont-mess-with-mommys-laptop/#comment-1077</link>
		<dc:creator>Tricia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ohmygosh!  The IB has that same ear-splitting scream!  Yikes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohmygosh!  The IB has that same ear-splitting scream!  Yikes!</p>
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		<title>By: pisceshanna</title>
		<link>http://txmomsingleinmi.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/dont-mess-with-mommys-laptop/#comment-1076</link>
		<dc:creator>pisceshanna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My two-year-old goes into &quot;pissed off mouse&quot; mode, where she screams NO! at the highest pitch I&#039;ve ever heard. I swear she could break glass. At least my computer is a desktop and fairly unbreakable.

Sometimes she likes to come up behind me and push the power button. Its amazing the wrath that ensues after that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My two-year-old goes into &#8220;pissed off mouse&#8221; mode, where she screams NO! at the highest pitch I&#8217;ve ever heard. I swear she could break glass. At least my computer is a desktop and fairly unbreakable.</p>
<p>Sometimes she likes to come up behind me and push the power button. Its amazing the wrath that ensues after that!</p>
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		<title>By: Tricia</title>
		<link>http://txmomsingleinmi.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/dont-mess-with-mommys-laptop/#comment-1075</link>
		<dc:creator>Tricia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Girl, I&#039;d be glad to.  If it&#039;d get me out of my own kitchen for a change!

I&#039;m just old enough to remember MTM...you got lucky there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Girl, I&#8217;d be glad to.  If it&#8217;d get me out of my own kitchen for a change!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m just old enough to remember MTM&#8230;you got lucky there.</p>
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		<title>By: Lone Chatelaine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lone Chatelaine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good grief, you WERE on fire!    Wanna come help me with my kitchen? ;-)

*cue Mary Tyler Moore music*...&lt;i&gt;You&#039;re gonna make it after all...&lt;/i&gt;

Now throw your hat in the air, girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good grief, you WERE on fire!    Wanna come help me with my kitchen? <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>*cue Mary Tyler Moore music*&#8230;<i>You&#8217;re gonna make it after all&#8230;</i></p>
<p>Now throw your hat in the air, girl.</p>
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