The RK — stands for the The Rotten Kid. He’s my older son, born 06/29/97. I’m so lucky I get to be his mom, and he’s the best big brother a kid could ask for.
The IB — stands for the Itty Bitty. My younger son, born 08/20/06. He was definitely a surprise, but now the RK and I don’t know what we’d do without him.
The IX — My idiot ex. I called him the IH for ‘idiot husband’ before we signed the papers in late July 2007. Harsh, you say? Rude? Maybe. Keep reading…you’ll learn that it’s true.
SH — My neighbor across the street who has become one of my closest friends. She got me through my divorce.